Here’s a nice visual step-by-step tutorial on how to quickly improve quality scores in your AdWords account. The new interface gives you the ability to add filters that instantly show you Big Trouble spots within your account, as well as Big Opportunities.

Like this sort of blog post? If so, let me know in comments and I’ll do more of them. Got more questions? Let me know those as well.

View All Ads

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Click the Ads tab to view all ads in your account.

Filter Your Ads

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Near the top right, click the Filter and views dropdown button and then select Filter ads.

Filter for Low CTR, High Impression Ads

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1. From the dropdown menu, change the > ("greater than") sign to < ("less than"). Then enter the CTR percentage for the ads you want to see. All these ads will be below the CTR you set. In the example above, I’ve set the threshold CTR at 0.1%. That means only ads with 0.09% CTR or lower will survive this filter.

2. Click the + Add filter rule link to bring up another row for a rule. Change CTR to Impressions. The comparison should automatically change to >= ("greater than or equal to"). Select the threshold amount of impressions. In the example above, I’ve chosen 1000. So only ads that have received 1000 or more impressions will survive the filter.

3. Select the Save filter checkbox to bring up a text box for naming the filter. In the example above, I call it Low CTR, High Impr. I will now call upon this filter whenever I want to find the lowest CTR ads that are getting a lot of impressions.

Click Apply to save and activate the filter.

 

Find the Low CTR, High Impr. Ads

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The ads that remain in the dashboard will be your worst performing ads with a significant number of impressions.

Go to the Ad Group with the Low CTR Ad

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Click the ad group name to go to that ad group.

Check the Current Keywords

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Click the Keywords tab to show all the keywords in the ad group of the low CTR ad.

Study the keywords, then either peel some keywords into a different ad group, pause or delete some keywords, or rewrite the ad to be more relevant to the keywords in the ad group.

Make Changes – Edit the ad

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Return to the Ads tab.

Mouse over the text of an ad to bring up a pencil icon to the right of the ad. Click the icon to begin editing the ad. If you’re doing this for the first time, you’ll see the warning message shown above. Select Don’t show this message again by checking the box, then click Yes, I understand to reassure Google that you’re OK with your ad statistics being reset.

Edit and Save the New Ad

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Change any of the five lines of your ad, then click the Save button.

By constantly targeting the lowest performing of your ads, you can systematically improve your quality scores across your account.

*Note: if you’re split testing ads in an ad group, then make sure you pay attention to the split tests before making changes to a single ad. Respect the test, and wait for a winner or a statistical dead heat before making changes.

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  • en: @xJessicaRAWRx i suck at naps. i usually either end up just messing with my cell and not sleeping, or sleeping way too long. " 07/02/09 10:40am
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  • en: gotta get some sleep. think I beat the tow truck driver. Or is he still lurkin? Won't know till I wake up... 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Zane Lowe keeps popping up on Spotify to hawk some Nokia music deal. I don't like Zane, Nokia or those ads. Nice targetting. 07/02/09 10:40am
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  • en: @jay0999 how is the 4th July religious? is it religious in its roots or has become like a religious festival to bond Americans together 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: RT @Glinner: Should I send my kids to Bible Camp or Richard Dawkins's new atheist camp? Do I want them stupid in.. http://tinyurl.com/nhzjt4 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: #football Massone given 13 days to pay up or it is Administration for Livingston: Livingston’s de.. http://tinyurl.com/nolxuc 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @mattmbr Russian Military vehicle = hobby? Or have you been drafted? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: RT @Glinner Should I send my kids to Bible Camp or Richard Dawkins's new atheist camp? Do I want them stupid int.. http://tinyurl.com/mpqk89 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: RT @Glinner: Should I send my kids to Bible Camp or Richard Dawkins's new atheist camp? Do I want them stupid in.. http://tinyurl.com/n8nr2r 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Is #virgilioanderson the doctor who treated jacko, the father of his kids or the name of Mrs Slocombe's pussy, I dunno ask @herring1967 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Either pollen count is v high today or tablets taking its time to kick in! 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: RT @TraceyDooley: QUICK #MarketingTip: Send an email after a cold call. It takes a min or so extra, but will help boost your sales success. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @sixxxhoursaway My school did that last year but not anymore. So sad right? They changed company or smth. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: I've got the stage where I'm thinking "Should I stay as RacheyVonGrimm, or actually use my real name?" I do like RVG though... 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @HitDanBack King of Pop? Or King of the Fuck Ups? Have that doc pass some weed to those suicidal mourners so we can all get on with life. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @natalietran I don't no whether to be offended or turned on 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @jeneureka Why a happy girl? Generally? Or something great happened? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: RT @Glinner Should I send my kids to Bible Camp or Richard Dawkins's new atheist camp? Do I want them stupid int.. http://tinyurl.com/lyzaq2 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @LadyJanaa Euhm, I kinda miss school. Buh I'm pretty sure we'll either skip our sem break or be dumped by billions of school work. :< 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: I'm with @AlexLJ little fuzzy to say the least. Not sure if it's the heat or possibly the pimms/vodka/wine last night! 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @dueceswild883 What are you doing Thursday and/or Friday? Wanna come out to Makanda and help me move? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Dont know if im gonna go out tnite or not? :| 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: TRADE: Who’s Harming Fish Stocks? Trawlers or Artisanal Fishers? http://tinyurl.com/mnhcr9 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: He designed us, wow. We were actually "designed" by some bein that we often dont even feel the need to ask advice or just say thanks too &# 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @Bandrew That sucks! Can't you pick them up from the address they were delivered to? Or is it in another part of the country? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @MadMansTeaParty Im bord. I guess no ones on twitter or myspace at 3:40AM. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @macLydia So, it wouldn't let us gift wrap it OR send a gift message on the Target website, but when the toaster comes, it's from me & Ben. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: California:give the IOUs to those people owed tax rebates who make over like, $200,000 a year (or whatever Pres... http://tinyurl.com/klo8y4 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: or wait, mas wtf yata yung "the bibliography" haha 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: To get up and turn the light out or no? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Once Again, Twitter Trending Topics Polluted By Spam (Or Not) http://tinyurl.com/mc8xr9 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @cocofudge haha hot or not? you always forgte the important details.. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: the confessional is opening, what do you have to confess? text it to 7194660218 or direct message me! 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @mjb2007 helloooo....apologies it being nighttime now and all I am free to meander on twitter...or twiander? How goes hon? toffee crisp?Hugs 07/02/09 10:40am
  • nl: @itsmechaneliman ACNE! Or maybe Filippa K? Or WESC? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @CallumBeardmore any plans or just determined 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: i need a hobby or i'll go nuts working too much. 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Does anybody know a cinema in Copenhagen where you can watch Danish movies with either English or Danish subtitles? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Waiting for tonight! Wanting to have a nice beer or baco! 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: Now @ Huang Kids - Chatty Commuters: A commute can make or break one's psyche. By car: road ra.. http://tinyurl.com/laqate 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @ifresnillo are you taking a banner to the U2 gig, or just enjoying yourself? 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: OMG--Does damon come back towards the end of "the reunion"?? HE FREAKING BETTER!! or else! damn you damon! damn you. he always leaves! lol 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @elsieenchanted You watch Make it Or Break It, too? I love that show!! :) 07/02/09 10:40am
  • en: @Alyssa_Milano I check every #FF you suggest. If they interest me i follow them. We can't all be interested in the same things or people. 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @HeartIP I don't know if that's good - or bad - news! 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @lovemedown @tornadoliese she's worth it. her tweets are a trip (seriously) she's not jus a pretty face (or butt with this particular pic) 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: MTV's Silent Library is hilarious. Where is the librarian or the book cops @ when this is going on? 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @LeMonjat French drivers are aggressive, too. Italian ones actually quite artful but you have to learn to drive as they do or else... 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: ENERGY: Love it or hate it, climate change bill heads to Senate - Las Vegas Sun http://tinyurl.com/mude7o 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @gillandjones You and your followers or getting to 400 followers :P 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: Spent the last hour or so of sleep dreaming about making cinnamon buns and cinnamon raisin scones. Now it is all I want. 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @MariaGalea Ohh. You don't have school today? Or it's done? 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @frostique hey lady less of the mother like reference or I will tan your butt and ground you ! and you wont get your pocket money for shoes! 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @mrrobbieo@chicagogee. The next I'm on TV don't u know me nigga or bitch I run into imma spit on. Strait music. 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: California:give the IOUs to those people owed tax rebates who make over like, $200,000 a year (or whatever Pres. Obama makes these days). 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: @noodle_bar yep Westfield Marion in Adelaide is a great place for a Wagamama, if not there then either North Adelaide or Rundle street! 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: Caffeine is needed. Beware, I may consider coffee today. Or maybe just some blacker-than-the-pit-of-doom tea. 07/02/09 10:39am
  • en: French Lunch Club: Self drive breaks with lunch included, day trip from £49pp or overnight from £79pp http://tinyurl.com/French-Lunch 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Drama of the year? More like fluke or fuck of the year. Fucking disappointment. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: frick sleep, i cant sleep no point to when i dont feel good, or right. @katielovato i failed you 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: so off today... first i put a credit card in a machine that clearly reads, "insert cash or debit card" and then i forget my phone at travis' 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: LOL this will come in handy w my computer Fr FB Defenestrate - (verb) The act of throwing someone or something out of a window *wink 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @Swagsworth1911 is the whole videeo online? i got up t o the part where he was tellin them to "take the d" or w/e an it cut off 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @eabit Are You Asking Or Telling Me What To Do ?... 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @corral88c Shaking or SHANKING ROTFLMAO! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @mr_craig Still waiting for 140 char gig review. Or do we need to wait for the Rolling Stone feature? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @TheIntriguing1 i thought u had seen that lol i'm hoping he was helping to pass an important bill for the state or something cause... 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Or just pretend 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: I'M WORKING ON MEETING YOU EITHER IN NY,OR LIKE LAS VEGAS,,IT SHOULD BE CHEAPER FOR ME TO GO TO N.Y ,,HAVE BEEN TO LAS VEGAS ,,NOT SAYING I 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Nearly 09:30 25 degrees and I'm off on my bike for 3 or 4 hours. see you later. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Ppl dont find the gold they desire bcos they dig in the wrong place, or they dont dig deep enough. Ur treasure lies in ur toil. U ready? Go. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • '>: ---------- 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: I don't want to think about what they might be doing! Maybe they're playing crib! Or not! ;-) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Is there a way to pull MULTILE twitter account tweets to update a single facebook PAGE's statuses? YahooPipes or some other solution? help! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @Officialwestmus Ultimately your style will be determined by the streets, not labels or radio. Community must claim u, like Nipsey..only way 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: What is your favourite song at the moment that is NOT on radio or on iTunes top 10 at the moment??? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @maljackson google "aspartame" - you might feel differently...or you may not ;) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: wondering what to do, should i start scripting elavator drop (easy) or get my head around scripting Prison4life (hard) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @jess_fish Oh do tell dear thing... I could do with a salacious story or two. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: got a driving lesson at 11. but i dont know where im being picked up from, college or home? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: But What would have happen to drop a pawn on 6e instead of 90.P-7e? If +Bx8d, B*4d seemed a good counterattack. But S*5e or P-5e then,,,. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: wah @anindito denger2 Transformer rada brutal. We'll take the kids to watch KING or Garuda Di Dadaku. Lebih edukatif kan? ;) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @Ryan_A_Smith don't give in! Have something healthy - like celery - or a cheezburger from Maccas! ;P 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Tiger Woods is at the top - earning nearly $100m! I'm looking 4 ur tweets for air today. What do u think - too much $? Or are they worth it? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @podnosh Ooh, potential first sign of an alien invasion? Or perhaps that's just my overactive imagination... 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: i need opinions. to ouija, or not to ouija? i don't care if its real or not. i wanna see for myself 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Mmm Skittles. Taste the rainbow. Or in my case, just the reds and yellows. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: I am wondering which car to purchase - Honda City or Skoda Octavia? Even there - an automatic transmission one or the manual one. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: didn't mean to insult, but as expected... SnS Second dubbers have been the crappy ones, they should have pick US or Filipino dubbers LOL...! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • nl: are u chinese mooris or jap 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: WOMAN! IT IS YOUR DAY!!!! WHAT GIFTIE DID or HAVE you received? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Some people are just plain naive?or stupid? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: RT @TimWestwood: She asked me last nite pink or brown - thought she was talkin about my tan. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @blakeshelton Do you read international @replies as well? Or is my English not good enough? 8) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Limesurvey really is troublesome and overly complicated. Do anyone have an alternative (or a good learning resource, like a better admin)? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: time for some serious practice... watch out violin, here I come ready or not! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: I can't decide if I want my new LJ headline to be 'Going back to school to be a Photo Journalist.....NOT' or 'SHUT THE HE'LL UP' 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @clairegreenway as in I've remembered it wrong or it's not the cheesyest?! It's a fun show - esp raise your voice! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: avp and kal to merge....only time will tell whether this benefits authentic ayurveda or not....however makes me sad 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @german4lovers when? Germany or UK? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: i've been reading tweets congratulating Kevin Jonas. it looks like he's getting married or what? haha. i'm curious. xD 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @curlywhirlycass @curlywhirlycass yeah but there not definate cause um, ask stefeny in like msn or something not over posts. jen understudy 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @hobnobsftww_ hahaha, all the people in my spoke are either scruffs or smoke :| and aaaye, skins is mint (H) x x 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @janinebabyyy she said we can all roll or whaaaaaa 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Model Shoot tomorrow in Formby, nr Liverpool - I need an assistant. Message me, call: 07815 158057 or email: info@matthewstansfield.com ;) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: #job Product Manager, Digital Marketing at B2B Technology Company (Chicago, IL): a technical or marketing co.. http://tinyurl.com/l9f9l3 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: sorry i'm on Ambien it's so hard 2 type or even make sense right now 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: tweeples in the place to be...i am sick of and burned out on my job. Anybody wanna trade? Or tour with me? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @hurtofficial LOL smoothe. hope you find your way soon, or at least find some good entertainment! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: man my head hurts :( I have a craving, longing, and yearning for something meaty and delicious...the elegance of mcdonald's BK, or wendy's 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: dont even get a fuckin i love u anymore or a good night fuckin kiss i mean really i dont ask for alot from him 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: why the hell am I wasting my time on such a dork just like 'er... uhmm Sorry god, pls. don't take my life or even our $. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @BeBopAJulia Rehearsals are for my relatively new band - we've not rehearsed for a month or so though, so will be good to get back at it. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @PKMNhiraku ((hold up, human or pokemon? I ish confused, and just want to clarify for later when I wake up :P)) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: One thing Windows needs is a "Pin to Top" or "Always on Top" button on the title bar. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: make sure you wear your sunscreen or go against the crowd and do this instead http://www.janinerewell.com/tantheman.html 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: "i cant live with or without you" 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @MindiLSmith Terms of Endearment - Best Tear Jerker of all time or how about Love Story ???? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Barclays Raises US Oil Forecast 15% on Fundamentals: ?Oil prices below $70 or copper prices below $3000 are no ... http://tinyurl.com/lhl694 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: People belive the internet way too much! Watch the news for people's death. Not twitter or facebook. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @ruesga yep my brother owns a FWs stand and we always BLOW-IT-OUT! Plus we might have Oh a coctail or 2!!!! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @shivamsharma i know u too well!! ;) 2 bad @yadavamit didnt get it or maybe hes pretending!! i have been busy with family things! :) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: should l keep or get rid of my lip ring? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @escutiaproject I luv sex and the city.. did you watch the movie or the series? 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Spammy marketing hashtags are either entirely genius or bottom of the totem pole. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Good quotation: the sap portals are equal, only the discs are different. Is SAP still running on discs? 3,5'' or 5,25'' *ggg* 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: Or Something more 4th of Juily 4 my Toezies lol! & hands so 4th of Juily design I'm gonna c what I can have them do like maybe white withRed 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: I need to be up in 3hrs or so... see y'all in a few. 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: ok i wnna get a pole in my basement asap like @bowwow614 pause... so which lady or ladies wanna make sure its a good pole for the crib 07/02/09 08:26am
  • nl: steeling room from @Lidwien for 2 or 3 weeks :-) 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @jamiedecesare It's only like a mile or something! 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @kristensgy yaya... tv news or radio news also can... i want yg paling sedap didengar...muahahahah 07/02/09 08:26am
  • en: @SgtScrackle ... it will take a determined Govt, or climate-aware markets turning against NZ produce, to make them come on board 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: vagary: an extravagant, erratic, or unpredictable notion, action, or occurrence. http://tinyurl.com/nw3agq 07/02/09 08:25am
  • '>: Where the do that @? 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Am in the morning wow isn't it usually either or seriously what's wrong with me today or tonight or in the morning whatev... 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: to work or not to work?!?!? dunno, roll on Brighton!!! 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Münchausen by Internet: is a form of Münchausen syndrome, faking illness or pain to draw attention, displayed on the Internet. 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: RT @montymetzger: Great Presentation: If you want to know what Social Media is - be nice or leave! http://ow.ly/ggd9 trough @uszabo 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @rebekahcooper: Paul is picking us up ta. Are you driving back or staying in Manchester? 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Any news or events going on in Dalston let me know!! 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @higgis Vim? You mean you dreamt you were cleaning? Or is Vim something to do with 'puters? 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Does the N97 have "create a new browser window" option, or is it still limited to links opening new windows for you? 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Kawa-san is trying out a new recipe. Tofu gratin. Perhaps something that will go well with sake or beer? Experimenting for dinner menu. 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @Pink I went hiking monday... and I still can't walk up or down stairs. :O 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Sometimes we look for things in different places & what we need is right in front of us or it's in us! 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: today's a strange day - do I feel more alive, or am I just fooling myself? 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: The last episode of "Top Caster" or เหยี่ยวข่าว สาวŬ 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Tired and waiting for my boyfriend, or ex or w.e ya wanna call JColon . . . 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @1HmusicK could it be a hardware or software problem? 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @isaacsayshi ur ok......btw omfg short stack is on rove on july 5th, can u like record on fox IQ or something. cheers 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @piratesquelch I'm really a twitter noob you see :S don't know nothing about #moonfruit or twitter 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: Quick question: in business context do you see social media as tool for: lead generation; customer retention; or as a general power booster 07/02/09 08:25am
  • en: @krystinascott Have you read anything about semiotics, or linguistics? How we create meanings from signs? What's Your baseline? 07/02/09 08:21am
  • en: almost off to the library. do not want. william the conquerer...harold and harald. is it me or is history overly complicated... =/ 07/02/09 08:21am
  • en: @sugarblum do you know the Fox-Tosen bros.? This seems like something they'd be down with, or at least able to hook you up. 07/02/09 08:21am
  • en: Soo WWE was preetty entertaining believe it or not! Haha 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @Chris_pinkapple as long as you are not representing that you are from twitter or speak for twitter, that will be fine 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: TwitterNews: Goldman Sachs and the Case of the Mistaken Twitter Account: By Mary Pilon Grassroots or.. http://tinyurl.com/lzvuwa 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: $5 OFF when you spend $30 or more with this code. at lids.com - http://tinyurl.com/kw6lvw 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: How come nobody is tweeting or is it just not showing up in my page? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Stupid rain. I have piss horn because of the rain running down the skylite. Its either get up or go here. HHmm what to do..... 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @remzology Or I can end her up on CROSS. Crucify her. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • es: @Leeyanee does talamban have cafe de france? or just in ayala? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @Archie_V I'm still not sure if he's a) serious b) taking the 'mick' or c) having a "nervo". 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @saamanthajaane i think we need teasers again, or something :( cos i want to see how pro you are :) hah 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @emokidsloveme Nah. I just mean when I do die, it will be without gray or white hair. Sometime in the far off future. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: i'm full of good ideas today, must be @devjones allowing the minions a day to think for themselves hehehe or mayhap juha got me drunk again 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: this 'Nobody' song is quite catchy. The thai version (自在自如地放开来表演) shows how fun 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: either she is really tryna piss me off... Or she genuinely doesn't care.. I have a feeling its both.. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: There's something extremely epic about walking out of fog, into dennys and being asked "smoking or non?". 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @Christine_mufc are you excited about new moon, november, family guy or all three? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: 50 is back! Yes! That video is groundbreaking! I feel like we went back in time back to "Get Rich or Die Tryin" I like it, I like it alot! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @johncmayer Do you really listen, or did you round file? http://twitpic.com/56aov 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Looking forward to Ice Age 3 on Friday. Don't know who wants to see it more, me or kids. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: After tonight, I've decided to be low. Real low to the ground! Up coming events must be in BK (hood bbqs or w.e) or queens. Not with it. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @staceinyrface haha, well just wait till the morning. Call around ten-eleven he SHOULD be up, or someone should be who knows though. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • '>: Is that finally ground breaking? or just stopped? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @DebbieMN Was this from far afield or just Leeds? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: I bet they on myspace or face book imma find me someone 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @GWAYOO not at all moron. u just don't have a sense of humor or irony which I imagine is a result of your repressed childhood. Now go away! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: DJing @Samson in Haugesund this Friday July 3rd, trying to make people enjoy the sun or dance in the rain :-) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Watched about an hour or so of Tattoo Highway, now i think it's time for some shut eye... 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @Wil_Anderson you might end up in LA off your tits or on someone elses. Result! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @renatoram That looks awesome. Did you find using pre-planned formations gave a tactical, or even mechanical, advantage? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Global Domains International Fastest growing online company. Get 3 GDI sign ups in 7 day trial, or we will pay You http://tinyurl.com/cod4e8 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @rsms Or second from the left! You decide! :) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: why handsome man always give his jacket or his coat to someone who they're like ? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Hellofalot to do and no time to do it or is it no inspiration to do it...love the heat but need the work. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @corayy no its not its so true i know ur cupid i suspected it since like forever...well mean or nice ur cupid so do ur job and hook me up 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: yay another sunny day now for a problem housework or feeding the ducks Hmmmm have to think about that one!! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @blakeshelton i am so proud of you for not burnin nuthin down or gettin locked up! You make me PROUD! :) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @heenong good friend will not ignore you..but will help you..so this is the right time to see who's real friend or enemy 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: The lineup of things I cleaned out of my bathroom yesterday looks like Am I Hot Or Not: Spawn Of Cthulhu Edition. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: I have nothing to do allday.I want to dosomething about telecom or information. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @il3ubed Cut them :p make them shorts or saaw fehom fat7at tahweya xD 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @phurple WHAAAA having 2 or more major projects is a big nono! unless your super organised!! cause if your not, you will DIEEEEEEE D8 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @suzymartin, what is the dutch word for bitch or sissy? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • no: Irizar bus hauek caf trenekin alderatuz erosotasunez...antzerako. Begiak itxi ta...train OR bus? Horrelakoa izanen al da etorkizuna? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Sold 5 houses so far this week, is it a green shoot? luck? Hard Work? or something else!!! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: I need engineers around! Anyone let me move in with my chair and screen? Hamburg city or harbour area? #fb 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @GunsAndCrayons Oooh myyy lol she prolly sleep... I meeeeaaaaaan u want me to reconnect yall or waaaaaaaaaaaaat!?! Lol 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @Aiki as for ice cream, I don't have the crave for it. May be because I drink ice tea, coffee, or fraps from starbucks quite often. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Rock The Block was awesome, so was Meg or MEGATRON!!!!! lol 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Is there a brother or sister in need that you could bless? Remember, what you do for others, you also do for Christ. -C. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @yawnerddn we always have 2 or 3. They'd be fine if they didn't cackle so early in the day (or at all) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Not home so i cant check my mail or twitter things. Bet joanna said something bad about me on there. Sad thing is i still miss her. Ghaa.. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @quillfeather Shut up about the green earring or I'll take it out! Wish I'd not had it done now! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @Niki7a Depends if any more celebrities die or some worldwide sporting event is on the same day, let's home not, that first part sounds mean 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: wishes to speak with Noa or Tuli... Who will grant his wish? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: believe me or not, I'm still working and trying to get things done... 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @stitchalicious thanks for the RT ... I need to make some cakes or coconut candy to put on the cake stand! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: I need to start going to bed way earlier. I'll be working at the mammoth dig in a week or so and will have to get up at 6AM... 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @leosam I've about 5 or 6 that I use every day. 30 might look a lot to handle, but I just use these labels to help searching faster. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • nl: @DarkVorona Huge Savings w/ SMOKE STIK.. $1.25/pack..No Tar Or Carcinogens..Smoke Indoors..Discount Code Here (http://tinyurl.com/dxz82g) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @wilcolley and don't Full English, or at least burger with chips. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Ribery makes mind up — ‘Real Madrid or nothing’: PARIS, July 2 — Franck Ribery wants to leave Bayern Munich and .. http://tiny 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @EIKNARF do i hear some free shit or discounts? lol. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Gov. Mark Sanford, do yourself a favor and either shut your fucking mouth or grab a shovel and start digging. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @PerezHilton i cannot decide wether you are a mean douche or pathetic.....oh well i guess you have earned boht. disgusting 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Subway full of weird or old people who look at me, my perfect jewellery and my fab high heels..I'm a celeb, get me out of here!!!! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @james_a_michael soulwax are they a club group or rock group? 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: i think @Amareisreal is sooo adorable!!! Or maybe im just a sucka for those tall guys : ) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: If you have something to say, dont say it over communication devices. Have the guts to say it face to face, or dont say anything at all! 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @mhughes2k It was either that or write one :) I even got basic posting and pulling down feeds worked out before I found TTYtter :P 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Still stuck for 100 or so words to describe what I do for a job : / 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: painting my nails. someone should take note, because this happens once every 6 years or so 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: You are in luck, free marketing idea, and no email address or money necessary. http://budurl.com/jn2n 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @revolutioniran #IranElection They may be martyrs but for what cause not Islam or Jehad 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: ..Well I didn't HAVE TO call for backup.. Not that I'M scared or nothin, but hey..I figure that's stuff guys like to do..u know?? ;) 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: ... leaving Tapton, counted thirty or so outside ... a few outside the Wagner Building ... lights are on across the suburb ... ... 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Nobody fucks with me my friends or my family... 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: @SWForum Roof rack. Bungees or Straps?: by tree4 (Posted Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:13 am)Sillysausage wrote:can.. http://tinyurl.com/lpzhr2 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: depressed! :( everyone go away.. unless your trying to like comfort me or something. 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: Trying to find an agent or publisher For my: Screenplay in genre of horror, children's picture book, adult picture book, 2 adult fictions et 07/02/09 08:20am
  • en: ■The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: Are you twittering me or just twittering I always wonder 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: @Jew4palestine you're right, you don't come up at all in people or general search 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: @helloprettyjenn maybe sunday or next week of course, i need to get through it until atleast thursday.i'll be good after that, fri=vegas 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: What to buy: iphone 3gs or htc hero 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: @wiillddkaaat i dont want 2 like flash or something crazy. Lmfao 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: Another University Requires iPhone/iPod Touch.: Last month the University of Missouri listed an iPhone or an iPo.. http://tinyurl.com/mh8q32 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: Been sent home from work again. Apparently it's selfish wanting to come to work sick. Or is it all part of The Plan? 07/02/09 08:19am
  • en: @cathjenkin you can email or sms taz... tazzras@gmail.com ... regarding the half day ... shot a lot 07/02/09 08:19am
  • it: Privacy, schmivacy — or: iCyte = I spy?.. http://twit.ac/XAh 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: Very Nice Senior Friend Finder Site for us 40 years or older: http://tinyurl.com/torn4 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: @jetskica well australia... but i figure i'll move to either tucson arizona or austin texas until then... 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: great fucking time at the fireworks tonight ! to bad I was with certain people, wasn't aloud to smoke or blaze ... :( 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: oh and please shut the fuck up yetti bitch no1 cares about you or likes you for that matter im the reason u'v made anything of yourself here 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: @captainjtk My quarters or yours? 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: @isabelxrs i wonders who that could be :O maybe obama?! or.. cows.. if you know what I mean. 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: @jackiepepper damn girl, you've had a rough day or 2....you need a vacation lol 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: @BLOWd weak I mean did u plan on saving me sum or no!!!! Dude!!! @fashionismylife jazz made it for his bday 07/02/09 06:26am
  • en: Yeah, okay. I shall take a photo of my outfit soon and have everyone vote Yay or Nay for the Lakers-inspired ensemble. Hahahaha! 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @maddiesposito we should try and do something tomorrow night or Saturday! I'll bbm you and we'll figure something out. 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @ErickWithNoK This is for Paul: Superman or Tarzan? 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @chris71williams Or cop out and say Insurance wouldn't let it happen. 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: Researching for a red and black, naughty or nice-themed bachelorette party. Is it time to whip out the chocolate chili recipe? Caliente! 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @dhbossy none for me..its either gonna be good or better..none of that pity or comfort sex for me.if i do it once and it sux thats it for me 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: Best I ever had video.....Degrading or Grade A? You be the judge lol....http://made-fresh.blogspot.com 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: Nobel Laureate economist Gary Becker has this idea the US government should sell citizenship at 50K or 100K. (Yuck) 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @wordzwrite What kind of advice do you need? Where to register or what to register? 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @afterworkinc I will need to get your contact information again... send me a direct message if you can or text me...lol 07/02/09 05:36am
  • '>: Any of my So Cal or SF peeps want to convince Dane with me? @FTPWorkshops (via @Cowbelly) 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @humanadverb Twitter API checks? I think it may just be your followers - last I checked it was like 20 or something. 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: @donniewahlberg my heart is breaking! :0(. I can't help it...tell us you'll be back...put our minds at ease one way or another please! 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: Are you really interested in Best I Ever Had or just following everyone here? -Kelli Kanyon < yahoo me? 07/02/09 05:36am
  • en: Today, decade old mysteries have been solved thanks to technology's cold dead hand prying in everyone shit pot. Love it or leave it. I<3 it! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @kweeneverything ...but sometimes that's the decision you have to make with the one you love...or the best you ever had. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: If you like 'The Secret' or think about reading it, check this review first. It's awesome. (the review) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • no: Get Ariza or Artest ASAP 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: I hope it doesn't rain much (or at all!!) this weekend. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @JolandaN I KNOW!!! LOVE IT!!! But is it just me, or does he sort of frown at first?... 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: I was thinking about gettin if tomorrow comes or that new rick Ross album.... Ima get those next ya dig?! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @equinuxsupport I have it, I'm debating whether or not to buy it after the first three auctions. I had some troubles. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: ..dont u hate when u write some shit f4 sombody n forget to put the @.. or spell they shit wrong lmao my bad @DJ_TRUTH 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @ErickWithNoK would you rather control time or be able to fly? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • pt: aim me or text me.tomorrow softball game 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Wow...wow...wow. This could be a business, couldn't it? Or is it copyright infringement? http://www.fancyfastfood.com/ 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Can't figure out if I'm on an airbus or not and it's freaking me out. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @normdiggity Thanks for the follow. Do you have an interest in #autism, #specialneeds or parenting? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @_NoahCyrus_ ur only 9...? i thought u were like 11 or 12..:)...you guys would make a cute couple though!!! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • eo: @Jayterror147 lol or scream 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: So lets get it on. Wolverine or Spartan? Who is the best? Why? Campus, Sports, Graduates, whatever! Its all fair game. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Is it a full moon or something? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Man I'm havin a identity crisis cuz I don't kno which I belong too... Da light brites, Da Care-A-Males or Da Sexy Chocalates.... =l 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Iight U tryna get ya serious grind on & not see the light of day most days or just looking for a different job?? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @TRUELAKERFan Yeah it's QBWarrior or whatever. Oh, lol, I replied to the wrong one. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @ThisizWeezy IMMA PUT 17 OR 18 TRAX ON THA ALBUM AND GOIN' ALL THA WAY WIT THIZ SHIT FAM!! SENDING 2 ALL THA MAJOR LABELZ, INTERSCOPE WAITIN 07/02/09 05:35am
  • Pork Steamed Rice Parcels:'>Pork Steamed Rice Parcels:: Ingredients: 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: yayaya. ur cute & i wnt 2 kiss u! but no1 will knw who u r...unless they ask or if they dnt alrdy knw. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @rajeshja did u check out ubuntu? or just stop by and i will show you 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: just had a convo about who will play Michael Jackson in the movie of his life. my vote is for Fonzworth Bentley, Keanu Reeves or Andre 3000 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @LLCOOLDAVE that is how u get jobs....persistence is key ALWAYS unless ur like a child molester or stalker or something 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Cognitvely unevolved woman (n): unable to comprehend sarcasm, concept of private property, or profound stupidity of Obama's energy plan. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @SeanBeauford yeah most likely street teams creating bots to retweet shit or tweet repeatedly till it gets there. I noticed that with jayz 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @WickedDevel @lascivit Um would you guys be interested in going to The Quiet Canon for Juanito's or something's Karaoke Happy Hour? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: ok..listen up (or not) i noticed that ppl tht dont update..get thousands of updates 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @ErickWithNoK, would you rather listen to michael jackson for the rest of your life or billy mays shouting for the rest of your life? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @HezDougie Thats Good U Dnt Smoke Everyday, Thats Why U Dnt Look Burnt Out Like Some Of These Other ppl. Can U Go A Month Or 2 With Out It? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: HugsTwits: lol quotes: here are some quotes that made me chuckle, or at least smile when i read it, be.. http://tinyurl.com/nqehjb 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: RT: @stefanirosenow: It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. ~Henry David Thoreau 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: I dont see @xgreenouhhx or @ahlrrose dancing. I never promised an opera. All i can manage is a macarina. Or however its spelled 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @Ste_Van what is a hanna steven hang out without a good fight or someone stranded somewhere? ahahah <3 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @jonaskevin kevin your amazing if you , Joe or Nick reply i would scream and jump up and down. :) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: work work work work. sorry if you've IMed or emailed over the past week. work = sanity = consuming all my time = AHH! but I'm enjoying it :) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @Dash5Harris T.A. goes to the Cavs how does Orlando or Boston counter? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @mzbrooklynb yup yup wheelchair or not... 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: stop repeating my twits or ill get a restraining order 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @bostonrandy Too cloudy? Sun spots? Do you try and reach other people or are you looking for programmed stuff? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @prasmichel OMG!!!!LAWD HAVE MERCY!!WHEN WILL HE EVER LEARN!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! SHOULD NT HE BE IN THE STUDIO OR SOMETHING!MS DAINA DAYNE! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @jseleven good morning. :) or evening, in wisconsin. :) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: board...cant wait to go home 2marrow! Congrats K2, (fans r worreid ur ganna leave the band like if u have a kid or something) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: at the grove .. randomly shooting with my Nixon ,,,@brianalatrise @kcstokes or @Taylorgotbeats should join me !!! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Chillin @ the hut, watchin Barney wit Bo, thinkin. Respect is always earned. Never purchased or owed without giving it to begin with! Fckr! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Oh my gosh...I can't see or think straight....I'm so tired! Off to work..... 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Online Guru's: Hype/Myth/Scam? Or do they exist and can teach you ... http://cli.gs/j3Ha8 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: I can't decide if the inventor of cling wrap was a genius or an evil genius. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Storm must be upslope, or rotating - was raining east of me a while ago; now it's raining here. Still pretty active light show . . . 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Pretty sure i'm cutting most of my hair off tomorrow. Good bye long curly lochs. Or is it locks? Strands. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Anyone know how to stop an application from launching when I attach a device that contains photos or video? (Happens to be a Mac.) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @SexyLiah wat? tweets gettin hacked now? wtf?! i haven't been sendin n e only 2 or 3 this whole nite. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @xclusivebby he was acting like he was fallin off the bed...just goofy stupid shit....I'm disclaiming him for like a minute or two. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: major debate going whether or not we can ski the Fuhrer's Finger on Rainier tomorrow or not. anyone know if the line goes right now? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: "all human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire" Aristotle 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @soyuri biting ur names? it should be biting ur nails or what? i dun understand. anyway, how can u bite ur name? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Is anyone else watching the TLC special on the 57-year-old conjoined twins? Whoa, no one ever bothered to teach them how to read or write. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Words are timeless. You should utter then or write them with a knowledge of their timelessness. -Kahlil Gibran 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: wh0 has/ kn0ws s0me0ne thats selling a 04 MC, or I-ROC 85'??? uggggghh.... I NEED TO KNOWWW.... && with that g'nite ! love ya, mean it! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Finally on the bus. Either I screwed the timing or the driver did. 50/50. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Was expressing what i felt right or wrong??? So lost :-( UGH!! But atleast he knows! 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Gnight twittaland.. lesson learned today; learn 2 enjoy life in its simplicity take care of yourself or u wont be able 2 take care of others 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @antunltd na uhhh! I wish I had a twin and we had a handshake or something...I think it's clever 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Hey @officialtila what are u reading chat or stream? (I LOVE TILA TEQUILA @OfficialTila live > http://ustre.am/3v2f) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: At least there's tequila. So I better have some before even my beloved cabo tries to sell me a cell phone or get me to join its money club. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: Is it just me, or is everyone on here going all "saint-like" and tweeting about Jeses contstantly? XO 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: asking can he meet him MJ still says NO..So i wake up from little or no sleep ,turn on the tv and computer and there it say MJ passes away 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: #dontuhate when u tryin to watch a movie or show and someone keeps talkin to you lol 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @jenny_wade or Gimetzco(.com) 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: chillin til i fall asleep holla at yall twiggers tomorrow or today however u see it 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: or the tag on my shirt 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @erickwithnok would you save 5 of your loved ones or save 100,000 strangers in another country if you were forced to choose? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: -or insult a team by saying they have no love from fans whatsoever. 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @JKelley728 I want some cookie dough or something from cold stone 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: biting ur names? it should be biting ur nails or what? i dun understand. anyway, how can u bite ur name? 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: I prophesied the SWINE FLU outbreak in June of 2008 ! Go to http://reallyelijah.wordpress.com or http://360.yahoo.com/reallyelijah.Take time 07/02/09 05:35am
  • en: @craigeryowens i did it for you too man! ur an inspiration. go hard for your dream or fall fast for failure <3 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Ghosts shouldn't be able to walk on the ground or sit on chairs! Realism please people! 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Hey Ricky Love, Ricky Love, Hey Ricky!<---Singing Haha. Think im on LSD again. MEOW. @RickXX6 Must keep busy or ill get arrested for singin 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Man I'm havin a identity crisis cuz I don't kno which I belong too... Da light brites, Da Care-A-Males or Da Sexy Chocalates.... =l 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @cubanpastor we would love to see you at my restaurant. www.zed451.com for more info or call 312.266.6691 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: just played my 199th game of scrabble in the past month or so - gotta get a life, maybe? 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @Luck_YHGM Ima peep it at work in the a.m. but it better be fire or ima talk shit, lol j/p YHGM UP!! 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Just launched "Hot Guy OR Magnum" in facebook http://tinyurl.com/nmee9s Ladies would you rather this hot dude or a Magnum? 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Androgel or Testim users wanted for Androxal clinical trials. http://cli.gs/tdWX1 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: these wanna b rappers or entertainers.. need to chill If u aint made it know were or taken steps to fame den sit dwn sum were.we geting ours 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: #Jobseekers. You will almost never be the sole candidate for a promotion or job.Reach out for what u desire & deserve--others are doing it 2 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @QuinnMurphy Hmmm....to iPhone or to Blackberry, that is the question.... 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @ErickWithNoK would u rather have to wear moon boots forever and not take them off, or wear a sombrero and never take it off? 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: RT @Glinner Should I send my kids to Bible Camp or Richard Dawkins's new atheist camp? Do I want them stupid intolerant or smug intolerant? 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Thought Public Enemies was a great. Can't decide if I like "The Brother's Bloom" or "Public Enemies" for 2009 best picture. 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: i forgot wat #squarespace is giving out. :P haha or when.. ahaha #bsb #moonfruit #squarespace 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: Can the Paul Mitchell Products at Rite Aid be trusted??? They HAVE to be old or spit in or something... 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: So are all the Celeb deaths a) A Plot by Newspapers to sell more copies or B) an attempt to distract us from something else? 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @MissBellaRella I can help you either build a new computer or upgrade the one you got if you like. 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @SelfAddiction im abt to cry or something how dare u sit in Vegas and live it up while my whole life falls apart! ='o( 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: @djsamhouse Big list or Short lol 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: just came back from six flags about an hour or so ago....boredd again.... XP 07/02/09 05:31am
  • en: no, this is the def> @toyboxx petty-(of behavior)characterized by an undue concern 4 trivial matters, esp. in a small-minded or spiteful way 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: RT @beauche not too much report... but then again, i know now what i know. ;-) hmm, do you know anything?? or are you empty? ;-) 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: "…all this time I’ve just been wasting away thinking somehow I’m needing a change. I need a sign or just..." http://tumblr 07/02/09 05:30am
  • it: @Hotyella817 LOL!!!!!OR BETTER YET CREGGIE:CORN&REGGIE!LMAO 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @sammybwilliams ok bud cya in an hour or so 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @erickwithnok would you rather be invisible for a day or be able to fly for a day? 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @ErickWithNoK would you rather Spend a night alone in a supposedly haunted house or Spend the night alone camping in a mountain forest? 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @ErickWithNoK Would you rather talk like yoda or breathe like darth vador 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: Your video can be live or a lip-sync, just make it fun and show us why you are a 'true star'! : ) 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: the postal service will surely calm my terrible mood. that or some nicotine 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @brandon_felder you guys want max afinogenov or pominville from buffalo? lol 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: making house calls starting next week until I secure a salon. message me for details or to set up an appt! 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: Wow! Thought I was DMing....#1 Must learn more about Twitter. Or #2 Shut up!!! 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @textualoffender all the freakin' time ... specially while wrkin ... :( .. by the by, on manual or automatic? :P 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/l8w436 -Will show you exactly what to do, you will be up and running within hours, not next week or month,NOW! 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: Guh. long night. will reply to emails and update site crap tomorrow morning. or night. idk. we'll see. 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @wtcc watch our youtube vids mine nd my cuzins youtube.com/ultimatecolin tell me if u like em either through here or youtube 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/nad2k6 -Don't you know couples that have gotten back together? A girl that has taken a guy back?...or vice versa? 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @williamli1983 why use firebug? try espresso or cssedit instead : ) 07/02/09 05:30am
  • en: @justlikemars Did I ever mention I look just like Helo? lol. I swear people think I am him all the time.... or something... maybe... ?? 07/02/09 05:30am