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Want a Free Marketing Lesson? Have Lunch

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Pricing, decoys, headlines – these aren't just the stuff of savvy online marketers.

They're also key components of menu psychology.

Check out this NY Times article by Sarah Kershaw on research into how menu decisions can affect restaurant profitability (thanks to Mark Hurst of CreativeGood.com for bringing it to my attention).

Decoys: A Powerful Marketing Technique

Using decoy items is one of my favorite marketing techniques. Writes Kershaw,

"Some restaurants use what researchers call decoys. For example, they may place a really expensive item at the top of the menu, so that other dishes look more reasonably priced; research shows that diners tend to order neither the most nor least expensive items, drifting toward the middle. Or restaurants might play up a profitable dish by using more appetizing adjectives and placing it next to a less profitable dish with less description so the contrast entices the diner to order the profitable dish."

Decoys work so well because they capitalize on our brain's powerful tendency to save energy when making decisions. Instead of considering all the possibilities the universe has to offer us, we focus on the select few right in front of our nose. As a marketer, if you can influence the set of options, you can influence the final decision.

That's the whole principle behind my AdWords Checkmate method, which I'm finally ready to share in all its glory with the online marketing community. 

To get the early bird scoop, go here.

Getting Serious about SEO

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Working through Michael Campbell's excellent guide to simple and effective SEO – www.jigglingtheweb.com.

Just a web page – nothing to download, opt in for, buy, or beg.

One of the steps is to claim your blog on technorati.com. That's what I'm doing now, by entering a code into this blog post.

6HQTK8B4AGFE

There, that's done. Got it, technorati?

I'll keep you posted on this blog (posted, get it? ;) how well Michael's methods work for me.

How to Avoid the Top 5 Landing Page Mistakes

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The most important part of the search-driven sales process is the top of the landing page.

You've got about 7 seconds to prove to your prospect – who may have just cost you $5 if they clicked your ad – that they should stick around and consider doing business with you.

Most landing pages kind of suck at this.

Here are the most common mistakes:

1. No Headline or Irrelevant Headline

Approach: "Prospects have all day, so I'll take my time in revealing why they should do business with me. If I get around to it."

Result: Prospect spends 5 seconds trying to find the "scent trail" to their goal, fail, and go back to Google for another try.

Example: 

lpnoheadline

2. Overwhelming the visitor with features and jargon

Approach: "I don't know exactly who you are or what's important to you, so I'll hit you hard with everything I've got."

Result: Prospect is overwhelmed, confused, and bored. Leaves so fact you can see skid marks on their monitor.

Example:

lpjargon

3. Rejecting every known principle of user-centered design

Approach: "The more color and bold fonts I use, the more you'll want to read it."

Result: Prospect reaches for Advil and throws away their reading glasses.

Example: 

lpugly

4. Wasting space on big logos, irrelevant stock photos of happy multi-racial teams and young women wearing headsets, and meaningless marketing pablum

Approach: "I'll impress you with the graphical professionalism of my site."

Result: Prospect can't find anything interesting or unique, yawns, and possibly drools once or twice as they struggle to stay awake long enough to hit the Back button.

Example:

lpstockphotos

5. Trying to make the sale before establishing the know-like-trust factor

Approach: "If I just get right down to business, your rational mind will obviously see the benefits of choosing me.

Result: Prospect sees the benefits, but doesn't have a good "gut feeling" and so continues searching.

Example: 

lpnotrust

How to Create an Effective Landing Page

You must start with the question, "What does my prospect believe I've promised them on this page?" 

The landing page must instantly demonstrate that you didn't "Bait and Switch" them with your ad. 

But beyond that, you need to develop the Know-Like-Trust factor very quickly.

And you have to understand what's most important to your prospect – their current "Point of Pain." And explain quickly and powerfully how your solution can eliminate that pain.

Video is one tool that can quickly build a relationship, hold interest, and highlight the big promise. But most online video is either overproduced and "salesy," or grossly amateurish and visually boring (I plead guilty to the latter).

Video Done Right

Recently I came across a company, Epipheo Studios, that produces some of the smartest, most entertaining, and most effective videos I've seen online. You can check out their video portfolio here.

Yesterday I spoke to Managing Director Ben Crawford about their approach. We spoke for 40 minutes, during which he revealed his formula for distilling a company's entire story into an easy-to-grasp three minute video. The key, Ben says, is to aim to create an epiphany – a moment where someone's beliefs change dramatically.

Once that happens, the prospect knows, likes and trusts you, understands why they should do business with you, and may spread your video virally with others.

The full interview is available for download for members of the Ring of Fire, the AdWords and Online Marketing Coaching Club available at http://askhowie.com/ring. (Try it for as little as $20/month.)

Click the play arrow below to listen to the first 20 minutes, plus a short Ring of Fire promo at the end :)

Hope to see you in the Ring of Fire soon!

Amazing new ad writing tool – your body

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Yesterday at Checkmate Live we spent about 5 minutes on a really interesting exercise. We walked around the room pretending we were our prospects. We paid attention to our posture, gait, intensity, speed, desire for eye contact, need for space, etc.

A couple of attendees had nearly instantaneous "aha's" about ways they could connect better with their prospects. Very powerful and deep insights that will now begin to play out in all aspects of their marketing – assuming they make it past the AdWords Split Test Reality Check.

Why did this occur after a body exercise, when the participants had been thinking and strategizing about this market for years?

Where We Keep the Data

The body is a way to do an "end run" around the defense of the Reticular Activating System, the RAS. Basically, the RAS is a filter that takes the millions of bits of information that he have predecided are not pertinent to our big goals and shunts them away from consciousness, into the murky waters of the unconscious.

Here's Richard Bartlett, from page 132 of Matrix Energetics:

"The conscious mind is like a gatekeeper whose job is to filter and delete any information that doesn't fit the paradigm of what could be called a 'need to know basis.' If the information appears irrelevant… then it is usually relegated to the 'back room' of your subconscious. It [the subsconscious] can process something along the magnitude of eleven million bits of data per second, compared with the left brain's paltry sum of just seven bits per second (plus or minus two bits). So pay attention to your flashes of intuition and your hunches, for they are likely to be based on far more information than that of your normal conscious state. [italics in original]."

The body stores and accesses all the data that isn't present to our "need to know" mind, the one that reads marketing books and analyzes AdWords reports and types questions in the Ring of Fire. So tapping into the body can open that storehouse of information that we didn't realize was key, because of our preconceptions.

No "Faith" Required

And the nice thing about operating from intuition in the AdWords space, is that our insights and hunches are testable. We don't have to take anything on faith. As we test, we learn to trust certain intuitional experiences and modalities, at least to the point where we begin to routinely pay attention to them.

Accessing the Unconscious with Clients

I find that when I talk with clients and prospects on the phone, I often "get a hit" – some thought or image or sensation comes unbidden to my attention. For a long time, I wouldn't even notice it. Then, I would notice it fleetingly but push it out of the way: "Hey, I'm trying to concentrate here!"

Then I would notice it with curiosity: "Why am I seeing a submarine here?… What's the significance of the movie "Empire Records" to this client problem?… "Why is my right shoulder suddenly aching?"

Sometimes I mention it on the phone now. Sometimes I take the time to translate it into an innocent question, so the client doesn't think I'm crazy. Almost always, the image or sensation begins to make sense, pointing to some aspect of the situation that hadn't been communicated or acknowledged. A "larger container" or context in which to operate.

Anyway, the exercise took about 8 minutes, so what do you have to lose?

Got stories of intuitions, images, or sensations guiding you to wise action and positive outcomes? Please share them in the Comments section.

How I Get into the Shower, and a lot of stuff in German

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Last fall I presented at the very first European AdWords conference, AdWords Days 2009, in Cologne Germany. Here's a trailer for AdWords Days 2010, which takes place 1-2 June 2010, also in Cologne.

My presentation was in English, which considering the only German I know is the Ode To Joy from Beethoven's 9th and "die Kuh gibt Milch" (which I learned from EasyGermanForKids.com), is a good thing.

Brad Geddes also presented (I still have occasional hand cramps from all the notes I took during his fabulous talk) in English, and the rest were in German.

The trailer begins with me deep in metaphor-land, describing in detail how I get into the shower in the morning. Unfortunately, I never get around to saying how this relates to AdWords and traffic generation. Anybody able to guess what the connection is in my warped mind?

Anyway, here's the trailer. The rock music background rocks, so turn up those speakers!

Carole King, a pill to make you rich and famous, and the AdWords Slippery Slope

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I've been obsessing over the AdWords Slippery Slope (ASS) for two days now. It's so obvious and powerful, I can't believe I never grasped its importance before now.

Here's a 20-minute video that lays out exactly what I've discovered.

Be warned – it starts with some music, if you can call it that: a stanza of "Will You Love Me Tomorrow."

Then, I get into the Slippery Slope, and how to use it as an engine of business reinvention and renewal.

Finally, I offer folks a chance to get into an exclusive mastermind group by completing an application below the video.

Fun for the whole family!

Check it out: AdWords Slippery Slope.

All the World’s a… Mirror

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Last week I made the terrible mistake of looking at my face in the 5x magnifying vanity mirror in our upstairs bathroom.
 
I saw a lot that I couldn’t do anything about, at least not at 6:30am without a scalpel and belt sander, but the thing that really got me was the condition of my nose.
 
In the regular mirror, my nose looks fine: good skin, no forests growing out of my nostrils. Perhaps a bit larger than Hollywood prefers, and with a slight bump at the bridge courtesy of a self-inflicted racquetball injury in 1978, but all in all, a fine specimen of a shnozz not in need of urgent remedial attention.
 
 
But the magnifying mirror told a different story:
  • Long black hairs like warthog bristles sprouting from the bridge
  • Clogged pores
  • Dead skin and dirt piling up like dead leaves over a storm drain
Yikes!
 
So I switched on the magnifying mirror light, grabbed a very expensive Rubis tweezers that my wife does not let me use (hope she misses this issue of the BOPzine) and went to work.
 
First, I yanked the offending hairs off the top. That took about five minutes – as my eyes got used to the grotesquely magnified view, more and more of these hairs started appearing.
 
Second, I put down the tweezers and went to work on the whiteheads until my nose was red, swollen, and sore.
 
Finally, I took a scalding, soapy hot wash cloth and rubbed until you could practically see the nerve endings.
 
Then, satisfied with my excruciatingly painful “extreme self-care,” I turned back to the regular bathroom mirror to see the results.
 
After the redness subsided, I was shocked to discover that I couldn’t see a difference. My new, refurbished snout looked exactly like it had before I went all depilatory on it.
 
And I’m guessing if my regular mirror didn’t notice that my nose was an unkempt mess, the people in my life didn’t either.
 

It’s All Mirrors

So my mistake here was looking at the wrong mirror for feedback. And you know what? We humans do that all the time…
 
Let’s start with the difficult-to-swallow premise that everything and everyone in our life is a mirror for us, because we project ourselves outward onto the world.
 
It’s easier to see others do it that do catch ourselves, of course, because when we project we think we’re actually seeing reality. It’s the same illusion that we experience at the movies, forgetting that we’re just staring at a blank silver screen because of all the lights being projected onto it.
 

What the Heck Am I Talking About?

Maybe an example or two will help here.
 
Sometimes my children aren’t perfect. (Shocked, are you?)
 
They don’t clean up their rooms when I ask them to. They dawdle in the morning, reading comic strips and listening to books on tape instead of hurrying downstairs and taking responsibility for their breakfasts and lunches. And occasionally, once or twice a minute, they annoy each other.
 
The reality – the actual silver screen – is simply a series of facts:
  • Children who do not clean their rooms to my specifications of what a clean room looks like (which is much much cleaner, by the way, than my vision of what a clean entrepreneurial office looks like).
  • Children reading The Book of Bunny Suicides at 7:52am instead of packing their lunches or brushing their teeth.
  • Children saying things to each other in a voice calculated to be overheard by a parent, “If you haven’t made your lunch yet, why are you reading The Book of Bunny Suicides instead of doing your job?”
My interpretation of those facts can range from exasperation to annoyance to frustration to epic victimhood (“Why is the universe punishing me like this? Is this retributive justice for my own squalid childhood?”) to snooty anger that renders me far more annoying and unhelpful than anything they can come up with.
 
Or I could just see a couple of tired kids just being kids.
 
The silver screen doesn’t change. It’s what I project upon it that ends up being what I see “out there.”
 
And the less drama and suffering I load onto the screen, the more effective I can be in shifting the situation.
 

Business Mirrors

Some of my mirrors, career-wise, have been mentors who showed me the good in myself. They realized that I looked to them to discover who I was, and they intentionally reflected back my best potential.
 
Other mirrors have been neither as friendly or as intentional. Like the speakers at the online marketing events I attended in the early 2000s who displayed huge affiliate checks in their PowerPoint presentations. I looked at them and saw easy money and effortless opportunity, and me a poor schlub who just couldn’t figure out how to crack the online marketing code.
 
Like the online sales letter writers posing next to their mansions while I stared at the promised on my computer screen in a small house “outside of Princeton” (as I told people because I was embarrassed that I couldn’t afford to live in Princeton (or even “just outside of Princeton” – Lawrenceville and Hopewell were also well outside my price range).
 
Like the dozens of gurus whose pitches were calculated to make me – and my fellow insecure, struggling newbies – look at myself as a failure because I had not yet attained their level of success.
 
In fact, those mirrors did more to slow down my development and hold back my business than any competitor or any recession could possibly have done.
 
How do I know they were just mirrors? Because I look at them now and laugh – they have almost no hold on me anymore.
 
I’ve discovered that even the rich, “lazy” ones work 14 hours a day, six days a week to convince me that they’re rich and lazy.
 
I’ve discovered that a lot of the online Super Success Stories are just smoke (and yes, mirrors) – meticulously crafted illusions that don’t hold up to scrutiny.
 
But much more important, I’ve matured enough to realize that my net worth and my true worth are two completely different things.
 
I’ve stopped judging people – rich, middle-class, begging with a cardboard sign at the intersection of 15/501 and Interstate 40 – based on how much money they earn and spend and save.
 
So those greed and despair mirrors related to my income have nothing powerful left to reflect back to me.
 
I can be thrilled to see a really successful launch – even by a so-called “competitor” – without feeling that underlying spasm of jealousy.
 

Who are Your Mirrors?

You know you’re looking into a mirror when what you see comes with a negative emotional charge. When you look out into the world and suffer because of what you see.
 
Let’s take inventory:
  • Where are we projecting your own insecurities and fears out into the world?
  • What gets our blood boiling?
  • What makes us feel weak and ashamed?
  • What turns us against ourselves, muttering curses like “I’ll never figure this out”?

 

What Can We Learn from Mirrors?

Those mirrors, as much as they may manipulate us and twist us in knots, are our best teachers.
 
They show us unhealed parts of ourselves.
 
They reveal areas where we don’t yet take full responsibility for our own lives.
 
They point to paths of inner growth that can magically and ironically get us what we want at the same time as they make the attainment of what we want not such a big deal.
 
And they show us, in stark and unmistakable detail, the place where change starts – in our own consciousness, before it manifests in our actions and results.
 

Lessons from the Mirror

I had a roommate my sophomore year in college who used to talk to himself in the full-length mirror as he combed his hair after a shower. “You sure are ugly,” he’d tell his reflection as he meticulously parted his hair. “It’s a good thing you’re such a good lover.”
 
As I think back, he was really saying that his looks didn’t matter – gorgeous, cute, so-so, or ugly – because he was attractive based on his attitude alone. An attitude, if I might translate it for a business crowd, of “I sure can be of top-notch service.”
 
My shock at seeing my ugly nose turns out to be an invitation to go deeper into my own inventory of what’s OK and not OK about me. On a superficial level, I’m doing well these days. Liking myself. Not getting too caught up in envy or blame or victimhood.
 
But at 5x magnification, it looks like I’m not done yet. I still have projections yet to claim as parts of myself that I’ve misplaced “out there” somewhere.
 
But that’s OK.
 
Because I sure can be of top-notch service… ;)
 
Wishing you a holiday season in which gratitude fills you and surrounds you,
Howie

Segment your traffic from a single keyword

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When one of your important keywords represents different market segments, you've got to make some tough landing page choices. If you try to appeal to all the segments at once, your page will be bland, vague and uninteresting. Yet if you choose one segment, you disregard the others. What's an advertiser to do?

Ambiguous Keyword Example

nanny placement agency

Who's looking for that? Families looking for nannies, and nannies looking for jobs.

As you can see from the screenshot of the Google SERP (search engine results page), the advertisers focus on the families. There's more money to be made by placing a nanny with a family than by getting another candidate on your roster.

And a nanny looking for an agency is likely to dig into the website to find the "Apply for a Job" page. Because they might be more motivated and therefore willing to put up with more steps, it's logical that the advertiser would make them second banana to the family looking to hire Mary Poppins this minute.

So the landing page would focus primarily on parents looking for nannies, with a link somewhere for the nannies looking for families. Not a perfect solution, but the best one we have available to us.

Actually, had.

New: Ad SiteLinks

Google has just introduced a new AdWords feature called "SiteLinks" that allow you to specify up to 10 specific landing pages in addition to your main one. Here's an example:

It looks like this feature – currently in limited beta – is available only for ads in the premium positions – above the organic links on the left, rather than down the right side. And there's no word about partner or content networks at this point.

So soon you'll be able to run your nanny ad with some additional links:

For Parents    For Nannies
For Kids
         For Julie Andrews

Keep a lookout for this new feature in your account – it will appear in campaign settings, under a tab named "Ad extensions".

And start watching the SERP for good and bad examples of this new feature.

Moving Keywords to a New Ad Group

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A reader wonders:

When you copy a keyword to another location, all values are reset to zero, is there some sort of delay in transferring or does this mean they are starting from scratch? – I have keywords that are great performers and I’m concerned that I will lose their status if I move them.

My response: Read the rest of this entry »

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